That's it! I have to make this very clear right now!(Krystal/Wolf argument)

It seems that a lot of people have been countering my little "Krysal does NOT deserve a playable spot" argument. Well. I'm here to verify and embarrass you stupid Krystal-loving losers. First off, the game is totally finished and no more development is taking place. It has already been released in Japan, so take your heads out of your asses and go find a good message board or some Video game website that talks about SSBB and DO YOUR DAMN RESEARCH!!! Krystal did not make it. But her competition, Wolf, did! And Krystal was wanted even more than Wolf even though WOlf deserved a playable spot more than Krystal did. Why? You may ask. Well let's see. Who is Fox's archrival? WOLF is! Who is the character who has been fighting to take Fox down since Starfox for the SNES? WOLF is! Who is a fantastic villain in the video game business that really deserved(and got one too)a spot on Nintendo's most anticipated flagship title and the most popular fighting game franchise in the world? WOLF is!!!!!



And what is Krystal compared to Wolf? Why do you think Krystal is more deserving for Brawl than Wolf is? Why did all you noobs think that Wolf would just be a clone of Fox? I will answer all those questions for you!



First question: NOTHING! (reasons in the other answers)



Second question: Because she's female? Because she has a staff? Because she's Fox's wife? WRONG!!!! Wolf has been in the franchise longer than Krystal has! His moveset he already has displays that he is not a clone of Fox except for his special moves. And about Wolf's special moves, they're not even that much like Fox's if you really look at it! Wolf's Up special isn't even some kind of jetpack that doesn't even charge up! His illusion move isn't straight like fox's is! It goes at a 25 degree angle! Wolf's shield is nothing like Fox's at all. Fox's shield is some blue octagonal thingy while Wolf's is two laser blades coming out from two sides I bet it still deflects projeciles, though. Wolf also has his own combat moves as well and they're nothing like Fox's.



Third question: Because he's in the dog family just like Fox? Um... so is Krystal! Or maybe because Wolf didn't have his own weapon and Krystal has a staff. Well for all the Starfox games that Krystal has been in, she doesn't even USE her staff, not even the one time in SF Adventures where you play as her! And the other time you play as her is in Command where you can only play in the Arwing! So there's no sense in giving Krystal a moveset with her staff if she does not use it! Wolf is not a clone of Fox! And without her staff, Krystal would have no moveset potential!



And that's why Wolf has been a more deserving character all along. You idiots did not even realize it. Stop talking about Krystal deserving to be in like the game is still in development, because it's NOT!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Stealth309

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