New star wars gansta rap

Admiral:

This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,

it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike

and I have no experience with this type of ****.

Who should I call for help?



Vader:

It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)

Reconstructin' the Death Star!

With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,

****ing you up no matter who you are!



Palpatine:

Tell them mother****ers 'bout this here Dark Side!

Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!

And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't ****!



Vader:

And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!



Yoda:

Oh, ****! Yoda on the scene,

900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!

Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.



Lando:

Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.



Chewbacca:

*Wookie yell*



Lando:

Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night

I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.



Luke:

Shut the **** up man! Leia's my sister!

The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.



Ben Kenobi:

Luke! Use the force before

intercourse, but Luke!

Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!



(Ohh!)



Luke:

Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)

The chosen one, hotter than both suns!

Vader ain't ****, his head's cut up and split!

He's slower than the first Pentium chip!



(Dark Side!)

Vader:

The one who brings remorse to this ****ing universe.



(Rebels!)

Luke:

You know we'll ****ing win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!



(Dark Side!)

Palpatine:

I can feel the anger dwelling within you!



(Rebels!)

Yoda:

You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!



*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*



Han Solo:

Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!

Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!

Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,

trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*



C3PO:

Oh, my, goodness gracious me!

I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!

Programmed for homo-ecstasy,

ten million forms of gay positioning.

For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,

but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*

R2-D2, watch your language!

Always having sex with robotic strangers!



Jar Jar Binks:

Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!

Meesa like to fight and ****a yo wife.

Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.

Meesa will **** you with me tongue.

Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.

Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.

Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.

Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

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