Oh, You're One Of "Those"

Well, I suppose since I was asking if anyone else other than me thinks the word "fanboy" sounds like a constipated ten year old with a dirty diaper, it was natural a Sony lecture was in order.

There's a saying which goes, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." This means, you don't mess with perfection, and the 360 controller leapt so far ahead of Sony and Nintendo that both had to pack their controllers with gimmicks.

 Let's say I own a Ferrarri, which I do. Now, every moron in my city is jealous of me, because they drive Ford Tempos. Now, I'm not saying the Tempo is a crappy car, they're very...efficient. In fact, they're downright practical.

But when I go by in my Ferrarri, Tempo drivers give me the finger. I don't even know them and they give me the finger. Why? Because they're jealous.

Now, on the retarded ten year old side of town, there are these self-deluded dudes who crammed their Tempos full of gadgetry. Big 1700 Watt sound systems, the trunk crammed with subwoofers, lots of chrome and hydraulics so they can bounce up and down at stoplights.

Now, these dudes meet me at the light and not only give me the finger, but act like they have something other than a chopped up, gimmicky Tempo. I'm not even saying chopped up, gimmicky Tempos aren't cool. They're even downright creative.

But, dude, I have a Ferrarri. As it is said with serious people when buying cars and guitars, go big or go home. And that's why I use the 360.

By the way, remember the 27% recall rate of the Sonys? I didn't think so, and your stats on the Xboxes are way overstated. It's almost like you want so badly to believe your Tempo...sorry....your Sony was worth six hundred bucks.

Did I call you "fanboy?" Of course not, that's a retarded term, and, dude, I own a Ferrarri, I don't need to impress anyone.

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